Thursday, April 06, 2006
TOP FIVE PUNCHLINES TO UNFUNNY JOKES I MADE UP
5. "Friday? The gynecologist left on vacation on Monday!"
4. "If you like that, you should see what happens when I have a salami!"
3. "So the deer says to the squirrel, 'Wait, you can't drive either?'"
2. "No, but if you keep doing that, my goiter won't be much of a problem anymore."
And the number one punchline to an unfunny joke I made up is...
1. "As the pastor pulled up his pants, the old lady whispered to me, 'It goes in reverse too?'"
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