Ok, I dressed up as Smartie-Pants. It took me five minutes to put everything together, and I thought I was being really smart. Then this guy walks in and totally jacks my costume. Look at that thing. I was really discouraged at first, but then I talked to him. Turns out, he didn't even make his costume. He got his wife to glue gun on all those Smarties. It took hours, and it was all over his pants, so he couldn't sit down. Sure it was nice, but at least I didn't have to spend a lot of effort on mine.

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