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Friday, July 20, 2007  

COPS IS FILMED ON LOCATION

What a late night at work! I left just before midnight and there still lots of people still at the studio. In a bit of consolation, there was a bit of junk food being passed around and a producer was giving away skate clothing.

Anyways, on the way home, my cab passed by an accident scene just outside of the downtown core. A van was sandwiched between at least six police vehicles. Some were behind it, others in front, and still more from the side. It was clearly the site of the end of a police pursuit. The front of the van had been bashed in, no doubt having contacted the front of police cars at some rate of speed. All the windows of the van had been broken, either by the crash or by police means.

I bet it was a crazy scene when it all went down. I bet the police drew their guns when the van came to a rest. I would have liked to have seen that. It probably looked like this.

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posted by Erwin | 1:32 AM

Thursday, July 19, 2007  

SUITED

Well, I now own two suits, both from Banana Republic. Before we go on, let's acknowledge I probably paid more for a suit than I should have. If I had the time, I probably could have shopped around and found a similar looking suit for less money. I work crazy hours as you know, so the fact that I was able to find, try on, and purchase a suit in about fifteen minutes is quite impressive. I don't recommend such a tight timeframe however.

The suit kinda looks like this. In fact, I think that might be the exact one. Anyways, as soon as I put on the 40S coat, I knew it was going to be a better fitting suit than my old one. Man, that old thing made me look like a clown. It was, for a lack of a better term, a clown suit. It was just way too big for me.

This new one is much slimmer in fit and I think for the first time in my entire life, I might actually look good in a suit.

To end this post, I'll make a cryptic comment. I have made very indirect contact with Tracy Tang. No, not my sister. If that confuses you, I'll explain soon in another post. Strangely enough, my sister will understand. Tracy, she knows about us!

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posted by Erwin | 1:29 AM

Wednesday, July 18, 2007  

ANNOUCEMENT

I have a wedding to go to in the last week of July. I am thinking about buying a new suit.

Thanks go out to Tyson who despite being in the jungles of Panama, still takes the time to go visit this blog.

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posted by Erwin | 12:44 AM

Tuesday, July 17, 2007  

BREAST MILK

My good friends Nic and Marcia are in town for a wedding. I met both Nic and Marcia when I was living at St. John's College. Until I busted out of my shyness cocoon and became the social butterfly that was Wu-Tang, they were my main friends at SJC.

Nic and Marcia live in Ottawa now. Since I last saw them, they managed to have their first kid, Nyah, a lovely daughter. They were nice enough to come downtown to have lunch with me. Lucky for me, they also brought Nyah along in an all-terrain stroller.

After many hugs in the lobby, we decided to head to Steamworks for lunch. We sat in the cafe part of the restaurant. I really liked it. It's way better than the stupid basement part of the restaurant. It wasn't long before Marcia asked me if I wanted to hold Nyah. I was apprehensive for like a microsecond before I remembered how much I love babies.

Marcia handed Nyah over to me. I held her underneath her arms. As she stood on my lap, she looked at me and I looked at her, in some sorta weird baby Mexican standoff, without the guns. Nyah began waving her baby arms about. Then the grabbing started. For some reason, she focused in on my mouth. With that odd and disconcerting baby strength that seems to come out of nowhere, she grasped onto my lower lip and began squeezing with some incredible force. Marcia had to intervene and removed my lip from Nyah's hand. As I played with her for several more minutes, Nyah grabbed onto my face at least half a dozen times.

Finally, Nyah got bored of me and our food came. Back into the stroller she went. After we ate, Nyah got fussy and Marcia decided to feed her right in the restaurant. Marcia was very polite with her breastfeeding as I held onto one of Nyah's feet, just because it was there to hold.

After Nyah was done, she was content again, so she got handed back to me. I didn't realize it until after we left the restaurant, but Nyah had spit up some breast milk onto my shirt. It wasn't a large amount but there it was, a streak of Marcia boob milk on my shirt. If you had told me in 2002 that would happen, I wouldn't have believed you.

Luckily, breast milk dries pretty clear and by 3pm, you wouldn't even had known what had happened.

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posted by Erwin | 1:45 AM

Monday, July 16, 2007  

LOOPY!

I took a sleeping pill about half an hour ago to help me fall asleep faster so I can get more rest for the beginning of the work week. Unfortunately, I feel hella sleepy right now and I haven't written my post for Monday yet. With my current mental state, there's no way I can write anything coherent down. In fact, all I feel like typing is sgfsgfdg fgfd fdgf Jabba sgdgfdg gdfg.

So instead of one post focused on one thing, why don't I just write what comes to mind?

- I saw Live Free or Die Hard today. Did you know it's the first Die Hard to be rated PG-13? I wanna watch the DVD with the scenes that would have made it an R-rated flick. Overall, I really liked it. It was lots of gunplay and explosions. Kevin Smith was awesome as Warlock, the Star Wars loving hacker.

- I feel sorry for the boyfriend of the princess I had to stand in line next to at Taco Bell tonight. Oh yeah, she may have tanned legs up to Mars but with that crap attitude it must feel like getting shot in the kneecap everytime she says something.

- Thanks to a coworker, I'm now playing GRAW 2 on the 360. It is indeed better than the first. I am currently using the M468 (without grenade launcher) but am waiting for the SCAR to be available. Did anyone need to know that?

- The new Harry Potter movie is very popular. When I left the theatre today, people were lined out the door just to purchase tickets.

- I have a ripped shirt that I sleep in that exposes of one my nipples. If the shirt is inside out, it's my left nipple. I didn't rip on purpose, it came to be that way some how.

- I really should go to bed right now.

- The last digit on my encryption token right now is 5.

- There is a kid that is so excited about skate, he cleaned a store on the graveyard shift for three nights in a row just so he could have the money to pre-buy it. This makes the OT seem a tiny bit more palatable.

- This is the last item on this list

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posted by Erwin | 12:11 AM
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